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gettin the couch dirty

When you beat your meat and you spill jizm everywhere.
Cory was beatin his meat when his sister surprised him gettin the couch dirty.
by big_red November 7, 2006
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gettin the j done

Hooking up with a chick, working your magic on that bitch, and gettin that d wet.
Well, were you gettin the j done or pussying out, man?
by Mighty Mighty Motherf***er January 17, 2009
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Balls Gettin' Dragged The Fuck Along

A statement in order to convey that whomever has said this has absolutely no control of the situation. Also used in conjunction with Monkey Shit Fights, SNAFU, ATFU, FUBAR.
I don't know who the Dick driving this train is, but we are just the balls gettin' dragged the fuck along!
by JSP123 January 22, 2009
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Balls Gettin' Dragged The F*** Along

A statement in order to convey that whomever has said this has absolutely no control of the situation. Also used in conjunction with Monkey S*** Fights, SNAFU, ATFU, FUBAR.
I don't know who the Dick driving this train is, but we are just the balls gettin' dragged the f*** along!
by JSP123 January 22, 2009
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Gettin' deep in the quicksand

Once you step in, there's no gettin' the fuck out. The cool mud surrounds your whole muthafuckin body. Then... when all hope is lost... you ejaculate.
Oh man... I'm gettin' deep in the quicksand up in here.
by My Titties Just Farted November 30, 2019
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