jerkin-a-gerkin

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

by austin May 13, 2005

gorping

To stare at something, usually with your mouth open wide.

What are they all gorping at?

by yorkipud April 12, 2009

Geringverdiener

A Geringeverdiener is a austrian or someone with low income,

(ger.)Bruder Österreicher sind solche Geringverdiener!

by Zuwumix November 13, 2021

germine

To bounce uncontrollably with no purpose but to make fun of Madame germine

I germined when I saw Madame Germine walking in the hallway.

by Urban-Elite November 25, 2021

jerking the gerkin

To masturbate, or jerk off

Oh, sweet ass it looks like I'm jerking the gerkin.

by Benny Issy April 28, 2006

Germineer

Also, "Germaneer"

German-engineered cars are said to have "Germineering."

As they were driving, Nick pointed out to Carlyn the superior Germineering of her Volkswagen Beetle.

by DrivesABeetle January 20, 2009

gerdiness

After too much drinking and/or eating over a 2-3 hour period, there is an excess amount of gerd in the throat that causes uncomfortable burning sensations and excessive burping...not to mention an overall feeling that one would feel the need to have to throw up.

I was a total pig at the arcade! --- After 8 beers, two meals, and a pint of ice cream, there was a definite gerdiness when I slept that night.

by Cnlefae April 23, 2017