A gerb is a shortened name for a gravity bong originating from the Hill Country in Texas. It is generally made from a water bottle with a winches socket in the cap as the bowl.
by gerbmaster January 22, 2020
To gerb someone is to draw moustache's upon a girl's public photos, effectively lowering her self-esteem, then taking advantage of this lowered self-esteem to ask her out.
by Ol Hoss November 08, 2010
verb - while physically a grown man, you're far more likely to state the obvious as a child would. Also apt to make pollyanna religious statements.
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- um, the sun is really bright and hurts my eyes. Shut up, Gerb.
- um, isn't this a really beautiful day god has given us today?
- um, isn't this a really beautiful day god has given us today?
by the Dude abides August 20, 2014
An intense feeling of exhaustion, which leads to irrational acts of stupidity, such as sticking a giant cucumber in your pants and standing in the middle of a highway. Symptoms include fits of bizzare laughter, extreme muscle fatigue,and loss of all mental capabilities. Causes include, but are not limited to: heavy farm work, long distance running, hanging out with your friends for too long. WARNING: if you or your friends are experiencing "gerbs" quit working, find shade and drink water immediatly, or risk the effects of this terrible ailment.
"Oh dude, shit. Gerbs." or "Geh...ge....gerbs....."-then die a slow death. or just plain old "GEERRRRRRBS"
by Johnwolfman42 September 01, 2006
by hope6969 November 13, 2021
by genocide October 09, 2003
Redundant skin and subcutaneous fat at the lateral aspect of the abdomen. Love handles. Especially when most noticeable from behind. Originally derived from an individual surnamed "Gerber" who exemplified this as his most prominent feature.
Eating all these buffalo wings is going to give me gerbs.
That girl's gerbs are hanging over her pants.
That girl's gerbs are hanging over her pants.
by bm#2 January 02, 2010