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Geeter-peter

A condition that affects males, it is caused by either a: ingesting a high quality dose of crystal methamphetamine, or b: an extreme overindulgence of any quality meth. Resulting in the complete inability to achieve an erection of the penis despite an extreme desire to do so or with any kind of physical, visual, or any other type of stimulation. Sexual or otherwise.
I was stuck like chuck at that trap house down on Main St. last night and met this fine-ass chick who was DTF but I was high as fuck and couldn't get it up. I had geeter-peter for sure. Still don't know if I could get a boner.
by TheronJoshua March 14, 2024
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Geeter Geeted

So absolutely high on any substance, people thought to be from a different planet, in a

diff. universe, realm, out of body, half realm half reality, in the future, some cases in the past. Level 10+, X- by Kendrick {BPan.Soundtrack} played at high levels several times, accomplishing several tasks in a short amount of time, loosing hours with exact motion and diligence. Exact state not none to create chaotic interruption. After state, shadow folk may pic apart the thought path and misconstrue reality with dire result.
-What up with bud?
_He was fukkin Geeter Geeted out if his fukkin mind bro, he painted the whole house and made all new curtains while I was shitting..
by CuriousFir3 September 4, 2020
mugGet the Geeter Geetedmug.

Geeter Boy

An insult to boys in the Southern Oklahoma. Refers to a boy/man that drives a truck, wears cowboy boots and hats, big belts, chews tobacco and could recite the definition for irrigation but lives in town and probably hasn't seen a single tractor in their entire life.
In recent months, a Geeter Boy has become a general term to describe anyone who is a Hick/White trash- or to describe someone as/say someone is fake, untalented, lying to you or generally unpleasant to be around.
"Dude, Jared is such a Geeter Boy. That rodeo belt is atrocious."
"Don't be such a Geeter Boy"
by OklahomaMage March 30, 2017
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Geeter Biscuit

Country term; a meth head who wants to steal your stuff or manipulate you. Trying to "geeter your biscuit."
"That dude tried to convince me to buy a stolen cell phone. He ain't nothin' but a geeter biscuit!"

"That geeter biscuit with the missing teeth tried to steal my carburetor last night!"
by AnotherSassHat April 16, 2025
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Geeter

An invented word meaning 'person'. A DJ in a notoriously cold studio took his own heater in and declared himself to be "The geeter with the heater" simply because it rhymed. The word crossed the channel when a DJ on the offshore radio ship Caroline took a liking to the phrase and expanded it to "The geeter with the heater and the two tone horn", even though he had neither.
Who's that geeter over there?
Some geeter just came into the studio and trod on my horn.
OK, I'm giving the prize to the next geeter who walks in that door.
by JJMMWG DuPree August 20, 2019
mugGet the Geetermug.

geeter-peter

I don't wanna move, I have geeter-peter!!!
by The Bag Whore$ August 20, 2017
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Geeter

Geeter (geek) These people are weird, smelly, funny looking, and usually the kid you don’t like in class. They be geeking
Did you see Ishee today he’s so geeter”
by GeeterPolice March 21, 2022
mugGet the Geetermug.

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