An evil creature made by satan himself. They flock in groups of thousands and will shit on your lawn relentlessly. Theyll
block the road when youre late to work just to angrr you intentionally, and worst of all they are capable of reproduction. Sadly the
government believes these creatures of evil, for
whatever reason, to be worth perserving; thats why its illegal for you to shoot them or run them over.
HONEY! The damn geese are back!
Son! Watch out for that geese shit in the
yard!
Yo
dude! Watch me shoot these dumbass geese!