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Table Genie 

When playing a poker game, the Table Genie is the person at the table who seems to have all the luck go their way. They hit every flop, make every draw, and continue to get the nuts up against the semi-nuts. They are virtually unstoppable and should be avoided at all costs, else you will end up sitting on the ringside cursing the Table Genie.
Phil: Damn, I just busted out of the tournament when my Pocket Aces got cracked.
Mike: Ouch, what happened?
Phil: The damn Table Genie called me with 72 off suit and flopped a full house.
Table Genie: Owned!!
Phil: ::cries::
Table Genie by au4040 December 12, 2006
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Bread Genie 

The definition of all things beautiful. Is loved and should be loved by everything and everyone. Lowkey the main protagonist.
“Did you see that girl?”
Yeah
“She’s cute, isn’t she?”
“After seeing bread genie, my standards have shot up!”

genielle 

an amazing person who loves everyone else for their personality. the luckiest girl in the world
genielle was the best person i ever met
genielle by katekatbar12 January 9, 2010

Steaming Genie 

When a guy is doing a chick up the ass, right after he blows his load, she yells "Make a wish, bitch!" and blows out a mist of cum and shit all over him.
He was stunned when she said she wanted anal, but even more so when the screw ended up with a Steaming Genie.
A most loyal and honest person. She is the one friend that everyone needs in her life. She is boy crazy and can have a temper, but if you're on her good side, you're good to go! She is always there for you and will always have your back. She is willing to do anything and everything. She is beautiful, thoughtful, and loving.
Geniece is so amazing!!!
Geniece by wofe July 30, 2012
A piece of shit search engine that tries to be like all the other search engines. It also somehow finds its way into some downloads and automatically downloads because it's a malicious little piece of fucking shit.
Studies show that 0.00000000000001 in 10 people actually like Genieo, the studies also show those people are huge faggots.
genieo by LolMeowMeowMeowKuutra September 6, 2014