They never should've gave you niggas money

A phrase uttered when a rich and/or famous black person does or says something so stupid that it can be viewed as an embarrassment to the entire race. Can range from a ridiculous comment to a stupid action, or anything that helps to further the stereotypes against blacks. Often puts even-keeled blacks in the tough spot of hating some of their own, while simultaneously keeping YT in his place. If these people were not rich and famous, they would be able to exist in obscurity as the idiots that they are, drawing very little attention to themselves except for when they inevitably end up on the local 10:00 news over some dumb shit.

Taken from the Rick James episode of Chapelle's Show. Rappers and pro athletes are the most common targets of this remark. Watch 106 and Park or any major celebrity event on BET, and you'll be saying this quite a bit.

*turns to 2009 BET Awards*

*Sees Soulja Boy*

Me: "They never should've gave you niggas money!"

by hatestupidity June 29, 2009

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

gave her a facial

Shooting cum on a girls face

I pulled out and gave her a facial

by kjac001 August 10, 2016

Gayberry

A berry (usually a strawberry due to its size) dipped flamboyantly in chocolate, served with powdered sugar and with the finesse that could only be provided by someone who frequently takes the male phallus up his rectum.

'Hey man, how good were those Gayberries at the brunch this morning!'

'Shit man, I only got to eat one Gayberry, it tasted like the first time I heard the beatles'

'Yo Chad, I wish I was gay so my chocolate strawberries tasted like that, my wife says mine taste like shit'

'I wonder how Will makes such amazing Gayberries'

by phallicconnoisseur November 19, 2018

Truman gave the order

Expression used when one needs to take a shit..... aka drop a bomb

"Where is the bathroom? Cuz Truman gave the order."

by j-dub watson March 13, 2009

I gave them a jacket

When you do something nice for someone and then tell everyone about it.

“I saw a guy down on his luck, so I gave them a jacket.”

by Plumb2 February 25, 2019

Gaydean

Gaydean, (Gay-dean); Is a young boy, or one who is within a few years, or in puberty. Who is showing signs of possible homosexuality. Ultra sensitive, cries easily, Mama's boy, and/or shows signs of liking men, will possibly turn out gay.

Mitchell still sleeps in the bed with his mom because he is scared, he is such a Gaydean.

Larry's favorite movie is Hairspray and he is only 12! He is a total Gaydean.

Cordell is drooling over sweaty wrestlers again, I think he is a Gaydean.

by loafenator February 25, 2009