Gay Best Friend

(Also known as the GBF) The gay best friend is the best friend of any hot girl you know, and the key to getting with that girl. Behind every hot Girl is a GBF. There are three GBF laws that, if you follow, you just might get laid.

1.Thou shall not make homophobic remarks towards the GBF

2. Thou shall befriend said GBF

3. Impress the GBF, and you will have instant access to the girl

John: Did you get laid dude?

Eric: No i called her Gay Best Friend a fag

John: you should Apologize

Eric: Done we're friends and guess what

John: What?

Eric: Amber and Did the nasty

by jmpjwp March 8, 2011

gay best friend

A person that popular kids want to have as a friend for clout.

Popular girl: I have a gay best friend, so I am definitely NOT homophobic!!

by maleepicface April 8, 2021

Straight-Gay Best Friend

A straight-gay best friend is a person who is straight, yet they have stereotypical gay-like qualities. They are attracted to the opposite sex, and can sometimes be vulgar, but they are usually sensitive and understanding. They struggle with being gay and straight at the same time, without being by-sexual. They enjoy throwing large objects, yet at the same time they are talented at shopping, especially for dresses.

Person 1: "How did you find that dress?"
Person 2: "My Straight-Gay Best Friend found it for me!"
Person 1: "Oh my God it looks great!"
*Girly Screams and Giggles*

by People Against Pokes December 14, 2010

gay best friend

heterosexual man, who is refered as "such a good listener" by his female friends, but never gets the opportunity to have sex with them.

She said to me "Why is my bf treating me like that ? If just all boys were as good as you". I am definitely her gay best friend.

by kaviarbionade April 21, 2010

Friend Gay

When your friend preference is only for your own self-identified gender.

When I say it is going to be just me and the boys.. that's like... always true... I'm friend gay. You're a real sweet lady. But...

by Don't use your real name.your June 7, 2023

Gay But Not Gay Best Friend

A friend so close, you can send nudes and they'll either compliment you in a way that's uplifting, and not sexual, or they'll make fun of you because they're an asshole. The will talk about the guys you talk to, and act like they want in their pants, bends most of them want in your pants. It's a balancement for you. Your gay but not gay best friend, would reply to a random person who attempts to get with you, or they would reply to nudes someone random has sent you. They will probably roast you from time to time because of the mistakes you've made. Which friends don't remind other friends of their mistakes, but a gay but not gay BEST friend will, so perhaps you'll be reminded, and learn from the mistakes you've made. If one of your exes that cheated on you tries to get back with you... you're gay but not gay best friend will confront him, so you don't have to say anything. A gay but not gay best friend, is a friend for life. Cherish them, and call them an asshole from time to time. Can also be pronounced (Not Gay But Gay Best Friend)

My Gay But Not Gay Best Friend told my ex to fuck off, and suck on a STD infested clit.

by _Foogle_Fish_ July 25, 2016

Gay best friend

A straight man who tries to appeal towards women by being feminine and simply acts as if they were gay. They think they’re hot shit because they can get hugs and are referred to as things like “twin” , or “bestie”. Gay best friends think that by completely emasculating themselves and looking like a complete tool they can get some. Most Gay best friends end up surviving solely off hugs, hand holding and hair braiding.

Myles: Dude did you see the video of logan wearing that girls earrings and friendship bracelet.

Diego: Ya, he’s a gay best friend. What do you expect.

by Jason pual 06 April 29, 2019