Gakker

A chronic male masturbator. Busts the gak all day long watching porn. Keeps a gak towel by the computer.

My uncle is a gakker. Doesn’t work. His wife is about to leave him.

It took me seven years to graduate college cause I was such a gakker.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

ganker

WoW term. Too stupid to enter a battleground, while also being too idiotic to do something constructive or useful with his/her game time/life, so they are often sighted grouping up and attacking lower level players from behind while they fight something else or recover from a fight.

Damn gankers, camping at Nesignwary's and killing everyone on sight.

by farlover September 20, 2007

Gacker

A large cut out line of a snortable chemical substance, usually illegal.
The gacker is characterized by the strong and immediate physical/vocal response of the individual who snorts the gacker.

Oh man, I just took a huge gacker!

That gacker gave me a phat drip!

by Jamison May 13, 2005

gaker

a straight person pretending to be gay; hence "gay faker"

Did you see him lookin at her? What a gaker.

by cmarsh September 11, 2008

gawkerstalker

Somebody who tracks celebrities and tells others of their whereabouts, what they are wearing and who they are with.

Gawkerstalkers know exactly what the celebs are up to!

by joanna moran April 23, 2006

garker

People just living life

Lebron James is a straight garker

by Garker boy Stanley May 7, 2018

Gawkered

Having your company or organization get hammered into oblivion by a lawsuit, especially one motivated by spite or hatred.

"Yeah, the website that Rachel wrote for totally had everything on that bank CEO - the coke dealers, the hookers, the tax-free foreign accounts - but they all got Gawkered back into living in their mom's basements."

by King of Ghosts May 16, 2017