gabist

{gabe'-ist}
One who follows in the teachings of Gabism. The primary philosophical doctrine of a Gabist is the eternal mystery of "What is fudge?" The first of these enlightened folk was Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, who founded this religion in 2014.

Once a man walked into a room. He looked at everyone in the room and found a man, a Blacksican to be specific. He sat beside the man, and the man was scratching his head. In front of him was a piece of paper. All over, it said, "What is Fudge?" I asked him what this was all about. He stood up, and ripped his shirt off! He pounded his chest in Tarzan style! He let out a mighty grunt! He started reiterating, "Bad! Bad! Bad!" Immediately, everyone in the room received an epiphany! They all went to the fudge store and bought fudge! They later went on to become gabists, preaching the teachings of Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, as the found his name to be.
-From the Book of Gabe, Second Gabylonians 11 : 54

by thescribeofgabe March 1, 2007

Synyster Gates

Fucking Kickass guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold

1 'Did you hear that amazing guitar solo from synyster gates?'
2 'Hell yeah that dude rocks!!!!!!!!!'

by sin drone October 3, 2006

Synyster Gates

A7X guitarist. Really freakin' good guitar player, and super-sexy.

"Nothing hurts my world,
just affects the ones around me
When sin's deep in my blood,
you'll be the one to fall."

Unholy Confessions,
Avenged Sevenfold

by Floydika August 29, 2005

At The Gates

A Swedish melodic death metal band that was greatly influential to all melodic death metal bands that followed after them. Even the newer breed of trendy metalcore bands rip off At The Gates riffs that they heard on Slaughter Of The Soul. Recommended for fans of awesome music.

At The Gates Fan: I FEEL MY SOUL IS COLD

by watts911 August 26, 2008

mark gatiss

writer and cast member of bbc sherlock. born in the same womb as steven moffat. satan spawn. writes a brilliant show and torments innocent fans with lies and heartbreak

Did you hear what Moffat said about series 4?

I thought that was Mark Gatiss?
Eh, whats the difference at this point

by homeboy177 March 2, 2014

Gatsby Effect

When a person's friends or acquaintances agree to uphold untrue stories about the friend for the sake of helping that friend impress others, especially a romantic interest.

"Rick told me that Marty graduated from Yale and used to work for Disney!"

"Aw, Marty hasn't done any of that. That's just Ricky using the Gatsby Effect to help him date you."

by Fits Gerald June 15, 2013

Melinda Gates

A very, very lucky woman!

Why is everyone so envious over Bill? Melinda Gates is just as rich as he is!

by Sebastian A. November 25, 2006