garbitch

Someone who is human garbage and also a bitch at the same time.

KEEMSTAR: Ethan, you are garbitch. GAR-BITCH!

by monkeymonger May 21, 2020

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mr. garrison

gay teacher on southpark who eventually gets a sex change, usually seen with mr. hat

Mr. garrison likes to get his snooch pounded like any other woman.

by clarc31 January 22, 2007

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Or just Martijn Gerritsen, Born in May 14th 1996, Amsterdam, Netherlands. He's one of the youngest, newest and extremely talented Dutch DJ's, well known for his song 'Animals' which was a Top Hit in more than 10 different countries.
He's successfully growing in the EDM industry, he has already attended various music festivals such as Tomorrowland, Ultra, etc.

You may recognize it's a Martin Garrix work by the SICK beat drops he includes in most of his songs which you can have nothing but chills all over your body as a side effect of his music.

Apart from being a new innovation for the music industry he's also very good looking and apparently funny.

EDM fan: Dude! Have you heard Animals? *plays music*

Friend: ohhhh yeaah wow, is that Martin Garrix?! everyone's talking about him. THAT BEAT DROP THO!

EDM fan: hells yea! Would you believe he's only 17 years old?

Friend: wut?! God bless him, his parents and his hands.

EDM fan: Amen!

by cotte96 February 13, 2014

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A Garrick

A Garrick is slang for a newage gamer, one that would know no systems prior to the sexbox 360. One who's obnoxious on a level unknown to the 20th century, because, let’s face it, a Garrick is a newfag to life, unaware of the traditions and joy found in the 1980’s and 1990’s.

Person: "Hey bro, check out this badass 8-bit game..."
A Garrick: "What the fuck is Ninja Gaiden? These graphics suck! No one ever plays that shit, find some real game you fag."

Person: "PS2 is a pretty good console all things considered."
A Garrick: "FUCK THAT! PS2 has the shittiest graphics I've ever seen! I'm going to go play my Xbox 360 because I'm not a newfag gamer like you."

"Look at that Garrick, he thinks he knows everything about life but he is truly lacking in culture and taste!"

by tu and sn October 2, 2011

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Garrett

Garrett is the probably the most kindest guy you will ever meet, but he could be a pain in the ass. He has a great sense of humor, and is very fun to be around. Garrett is also very creative, and can be dirty minded some times. Garrett is a great friend and boyfriend he is there for you no matter what. He makes you smile even if you don't want to. He has a great personality and he smile all the time. Garrett is probably the best boyfriend ever. If you are his girlfriend you are very lucky because Garrett will be there for you no matter what, and if you are his one true love he will stick with you no matter how tempting these other girls might be. Garrett has the greatest smile ever, and has the most beautiful baby blue eyes. Garrett is probably one of the best friend and boyfriend anyone could ask for. Garrett is the most kindest person you could ever meet, but he could be a pain in the ass some time.

I am glad I am Garrett's girlfriend.

by Badass girl 14 October 29, 2017

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