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Garland

A boy that likes to drink garbage juice (AKA Big Red) who likes to annoy his friends. He flirts with everyone without warning. Likes to moan when he eats his food and generally mess around like he doesn't know any better.
Garland is a piece of garbage.
by khtheatreWHS May 24, 2018
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Garland’s Law of Toilets

(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.

(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.

(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”

“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 3, 2020
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Biig rack, sexc, pornstar manicure, eating disorder that's it
Oh God she's such a gurlean
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doctor garland

to sum things up, doctor garland is an ugly piece of shit who teaches cp chem at westford academy. she smokes pot and injects heroine as often as she can between blocks. she has this unbelievably annoying laugh that goes something like this: AH - HEH- heh- HEh- HEH. towards the end of her laugh, u can sense that she realizes that people are laughing at her and not with her, and she keeps laughing bcuz shes in denial. i hate doing her stupid fucking conversions. she also makes this stupid bunny face with her front teeth. she is sarah forsyth in 20 years, bcuz they are both ugly fucks who think people care about what they say.
u r such a doctor garland! i hope u die!
by Who? October 4, 2004
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Garland

The most awesome person in all the multiverses. The only true ladies man who makes ladies faint or worship him. He is the bests at everything and wrecks everything.
Man, your so awesome your name must be Garland.
by All the ladies love me October 19, 2019
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Garland effect

A phenomenon that occurs when someone creates a facebook poll for an event and fails to turn up themselves.
The Garland effect has reaked havoc at this party
by Author Bragg June 15, 2018
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dixie day orozco garland

a beautiful amazing perfect girl names Dixie Day Orozco Garland very sexy most sexy girl in the universe mind melting she is legend the only one of her kind there is no way to fully describe her yet for she is that perfect it hurts people till this day still speak of her as a the most perfect sexy girl to set foot on earth some say she is a god i say legendary godess that's mine belongs to i scott garland ALLL MINE!
Dixie Day Orozco Garland is legend THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
by scott garland December 9, 2012
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