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Gargamel

The antagonist on the animated Hanna-Barbera series, The Smurfs. All he wanted to do was eat the blue guys and turn them into gold, but alas, he never could.

He lived in a rackety hovel that had seen better days with his orange cat Azrael and his nephew/apprentice Scruple. Despite being the villian, he was one of the most hilarious characters on the show.

Also reffered to as "Garglesmell" by Hogatha.
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Gargamellian

Main Entry:
- Gar·ga·mel·ian
Pronunciation:
- gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Function:
- adjective
Etymology:
- Gargamel (see Smurfs)
Date:
- 1958

1: Of or relating to Gargamel

2: Acting in such a way to display common qualities associated with Gargamel, such as duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, and a sort of petty evil.
This whole "get universities to ban Darwin" plot is Gargamellian in its glory.
by SmoovB June 24, 2009
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gargantuINT

A number so large it cannot be voiced.

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When declaring an variable in TSQL: @example gargantuINT (G)
@example2 char(9) is a type already.
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gargantuan balls

Used to describe absolutely enormous balls of a "gargantuan magnitude."
Person 1: Did you see that video of the guy whose nuts were so big, he couldn't even go outside?
Person 2: I know! He had gargantuan balls.
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Garachi

A game created by two students at a satellite PSU campus.

The game uses a small suction cup dildo, able to be thrown into the air and hopefully landed. If you land the dildo and it suctions to the ground, it counts for one point. If you land the dildo and it suctions to a wall, it counts for two points. If you land it twice in a row, double the points for wherever it landed. Example: Hit the wall and suctioned twice, 4 points. It is required that each landing is followed by yelling "GARACHI!"

The game is on going, and can last hours, days, weeks, months, or even years.

Points are kept in tallies of 5 on a white board under each contestant's name.

Happy Garachi-ing!
Person 1: "Hey, I'm bored and want to do something."
Person 2: "I got you covered. Let's play a game of Garachi."
Person 1: "F**k yeah! I can't wait to grab and throw the penis!"
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gargantous

that thing is gargantous!
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Garbache

Terrible product, designed to rip off a unsuspecting person from their hard earned money.
Garbache
Hot Garbage
Worthless material
Terrible Product
Satan
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