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A Garfield

Another way of saying a big thick (fat) pussy.
Alex: Dayumm meng she got a garfield !
by la latinax3 July 7, 2009
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fluffing my garfield

the act of pleasuring ones self useing digiatl (with your hands) stimulation. same as bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker and yanking the crank.
*picks up phone at last second* oh hey eric, sorry i was fluffing my garfied
by Xaviance-lord of riverdance April 25, 2004
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Garfield

1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.

2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.
1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.

2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.
by Rodney Basil June 5, 2004
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XXX Garfield

The destroyer of Thanos and slayer of pussy. Don't fuck with him because he has the power of god and anime on his side. He's already fucked your mom so don't worry about him doing it. No one knows what he looks like but we think he looks like normal Garfield.
Look, there's XXX Garfield! He might fuck our moms but he'll save us from all danger.
by PussyNigger69 May 14, 2019
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Garfield shot

After pouring a shot of liquor, one drinks straight from the bottle while leaving the full shot glass alone. The entire bottle need not be consumed in one gulp (this would be impossible for most people), but more liquor must be drunk from the bottle than is contained in the shot glass.

Named for the manner in which the cartoon character Garfield is seen eating cake on several occasions.
I poured out a shot of Jack, then totally did a Garfield shot instead.
by Broheim Steamroller February 22, 2010
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Andrew Garfield

by happycow527 December 25, 2021
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Andrew Garfield

Andrew Garfield also known as the best Spider-Man and the most comic accurate, is a British actor.
Yo nigga did you see the amazing Spider-Man 2 with Andrew Garfield?
by Spider-hoe September 9, 2021
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