Bakers Gallon

A term to describe consuming 160oz of beer. If you are drinking 32oz beers, the 5th one would make a bakers gallon.

After Boaz drank a bakers gallon of beer, he got another lap dance.

by Bernard Bangwanger November 6, 2004

gazoongas

Great big ol' tits on a girl. We're talking milk jugs. This term must be pronounced with zest and enthusiasm. Can be spelled with multiple O's for emphasis.

Sean turned around and just about fell over when he saw the tits on the girl next door. Eric looked and exclaimed, "Check out the gazoongas on that girl!"
hahahaha

by Firemaneric May 24, 2006

guloona

The most amazing person to ever live on earth. Guloona’s are very sarcastic, blunt, and can have an RBF. Guloona is awkward but is really outgoing and confident once she gets to know people. However, Guloona will always be there for loved ones and is one of the most hilarious people you could ever meet. If you have a Guloona in your life, you have been blessed.

“Yo Guloona is so good and fresh”
“Guloona seems like such a cool person”

by themostamazingpersononearthlol February 14, 2019

five gallon fart

When you realize you realize you only had to fart after sitting down to take a shit but you flush the toilet anyways

Joe: I pulled off another classic five gallon fart at Gina’s house yesterday

John: Seriously!? There’s a drought going on in California and you’re out here wasting all that water on flatulence?!

by chunky tinkler May 28, 2021

Whore's gallon

The exact amount of cum needed to overload a woman's throat, mouth, and nasal capacity causing cum to spray out from her mouth or nose

I haven't nutted in 2 weeks. I'm going to give my girl a whore's gallon

by J0hnfrum September 6, 2018

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

Galdone

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment. A person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence

This guy is a true Galdone spending all his money on stupid stuff. Look at that Galdone falling on the ice.

by Scalapini September 30, 2009