white guy's lip-bite

The pathetic display a white teenage male produces when asked about sexual relations. He preforms this before explaining his sexual exploits to a friend or co-worker.

Dude 1: So what happened between you and Rachel last night?

Dude 2: (white guy's lip-bite) ohhhh! stuff went down!

by maxter723 March 1, 2009

every guy's dream

having your cock row a large amount(3 or more inches) in a short amount of time(4 or less months)

"So I was looking around in the locker room. Don't ask man. And I thought I saw this kid I used to know, but it couldnt have been him cause his dick was bout four inches longer. Then he walked out of that locker room into the arms of five cheerleaders. Every guy's dream. Every guy's dream."

by Clare..and of course..eric too. December 28, 2004

On guy's

Similar to "on my mama" or "on bro" the slang phrase "on guys" is a term used to ensure others that the user of the term is not lying

On guy's I beat dat nigga ass dawg
If dis nigga say one more thing bout my mama I'm shootin his house up on guy's
Pcc jiggy is da hottest youngin out Portland nigga on guy's

by PCC jiggy February 12, 2022

Shy guy's 108 girlfriends

Shy guy's 108 girlfriends are a group of Shy guy's virtual girlfriends. They all are really friendly and don't mind sharing the same guy (lucky dude btw). They all have unique personalities. I won't describe everyone personally, because I don't want to descriminate someone. Lets just say: some of them need to visit church often and drink holy water, some drink too much coffee, some has weak stomach to kimchi, some can bend and nagotiate everything, some likes to eat cakes and are sweet as the cakes.

Shy guy is very lucky to have them. And the girls are lucky to have shy guy.

Holy shit, Shy guy's 108 girlfriends just posted more memes.

by Pinknailsareawesome May 2, 2022

This guy's mama so evil

Use this word when referring to someone's mom who passed away that committed an abomination.

Man, this guy's mama so evil.

by TheSpawnDude November 30, 2022

The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma

The dilemma / paradox that arrives when you think of the insides of a fat guy's fridge. Would it be full, because he's fat? Would it be empty, because he ate it all, because he's fat? We will never know.

PROF: Alright kids, guess how full my fridge is.
STUDENT 1: It's full because you are so fat!
STUDENT 2: No! It's empty because he ate it all!
PROF: That is called The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma!

by Slimmy Pimmy November 29, 2025

Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.

Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️

by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024