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Muddy Gums Murphy

When someone collects the shit from a males ass while giving a blow job, then smears the shit up and down the shaft of the penis while continuing the blowjob, giving the appearance of muddy gums playing the sax.
Frank: "Tanya is so nasty. She loves blowing me like a regular Muddy Gums Murphy"
by Brutto81 November 25, 2017
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Dumb numb gums

The euphoric feeling you get when you rub leftover cocaine crumbs on your gums, AKA numb gums. Your gums will go numb shortly after providing you with a feeling that’s nearly indescribable.

One night when leaving one afters to go to the afters afters, the Uber arrives swiftly. When you have to rush to clean off your ID to make sure you don’t waste, you swipe your finger across the card. Not realizing how much was actually left on card but also having no other choice, you swipe the morsels of blow across your gums. You’ve experienced numb gums before, but buckle up! THIS IS NEXT LEVEL! You now have the DUMB numb gums! Having no feeling is the best feeling.
Got cocaine crumbs?

Turn those crumbs into dumb numb gums!
by DFCW July 3, 2023
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bumping gums

Talking excessively
You were too busy bumping gums to notice the time.
by Mentjm May 27, 2016
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hyperactive gums

a really skewed gum-to-tooth ratio in which the gums are HUGE in comparison to the size of the teeth, which in turn, look like mini chiclets.
she has such hyperactive gums and i dont want her slobbery gums on my water bottle so i refuse to give her water.
by normal gums mcgee January 16, 2006
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cement gums

when your dental hygiene resembles Brett Kavanaugh's
jesus fucking christ Tim have you brushed lately? cuz you have visible brown teeth and cement gums
by Uncle Joosie September 26, 2018
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blue gums

A person of african american decent. Also see nigger
Damn blue gums stole me bicycle
by GG January 24, 2004
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Munching Gums

Aussie slang to describe the act of one's Jaw Swinging while under the effect of pingas.
"What's wrong with that guy"
"The cunt is munching gums"
by Gutsyou November 19, 2019
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