Guam

The middle of nowhere. Normally preceded by "fucking"

John: We've been walking for 45 minutes. Where the hell did you park?
Bob: Are you kidding? This place was packed when I got here. I had to park out in fucking Guam.

or

Iowa? What the hell did you move out there for? You might as well have moved to fucking Guam.

by Boomboomlongtime March 20, 2010

Guam

Guam is a beautiful island, Although small, it's the largest island in Micronesia. Guam is cool, Guam is hot! It's a place on earth where you can never go hungry! where the people are very friendly, and down to earth. Its where America's Day Begins. As for how the island looks just go to google images type in.. Guam. There is no place like Guam! All year long it feels like summer! It's where the local people greet you with Hafa Adai it's a warm welcome. There's so many hot girls!

Im looking for a nice island like Guam.

by bridgebuilder January 08, 2012

guam

Any place really far away, whether or not it's really "the" Guam.

A: Where did Mike go for that exchange student thing?
B: Guam.

by J Dogg October 15, 2003

Guam

hot ass wide receiver that won’t miss a ball and although he might be gay that doesn’t stop him from being an absolute lady slayer

I thought Guam was gay untill he fucked my mom :(

by Kyle is a Jew December 07, 2019

Guam

To go on a walk

‘Let’s go on a Guam to tesco’

by Bangbangpriv February 25, 2018

Guam

A tropical island in the Pacific inhabited by a primitive people who wear grass skirts, live in huts on the beach, make human sacrifices to their local deity, and eat the unsuspecting American tourists that come to visit... according to American mainlanders that have never even been to Guam.

Note: Guamanians will not actually eat you... unless you piss them off. Otherwise, they'll probably feed you kick-ass barbecue and you'll live happily ever after.

Dan: Hey, is Harry back from his island vacation in Guam yet?
John: No. Did you hear?
Dan: What?
John: They used him for a sacrifice and then they ate his body.
Dan: Holy sh*t!

Harry: Hey guys, what's up?

by ImFromGuam September 02, 2012

guam

this means "Very cool" and it wasstarted in Mrs. O'Day's 5th period History class by Isaac.

That is, like, SOOO guam!!!

by *Lisa* May 03, 2005