1 definition by ImFromGuam
A tropical island in the Pacific inhabited by a primitive people who wear grass skirts, live in huts on the beach, make human sacrifices to their local deity, and eat the unsuspecting American tourists that come to visit... according to American mainlanders that have never even been to Guam.
Note: Guamanians will not actually eat you... unless you piss them off. Otherwise, they'll probably feed you kick-ass barbecue and you'll live happily ever after.
Note: Guamanians will not actually eat you... unless you piss them off. Otherwise, they'll probably feed you kick-ass barbecue and you'll live happily ever after.
Dan: Hey, is Harry back from his island vacation in Guam yet?
John: No. Did you hear?
Dan: What?
John: They used him for a sacrifice and then they ate his body.
Dan: Holy sh*t!
Harry: Hey guys, what's up?
John: No. Did you hear?
Dan: What?
John: They used him for a sacrifice and then they ate his body.
Dan: Holy sh*t!
Harry: Hey guys, what's up?
by ImFromGuam September 2, 2012