Grosseries

A collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. Usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who's soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.

Tim: I'm really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.

Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.

Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.

by Roachey15 August 24, 2009

grossicles

An adjective describing something super gross, disgusting.

When her boyfriend rapped on the bathroom door telling his friend to , "Hurry up, Dude. You're taking forever. Just squeeze it out," she exclaimed, "Ew. That's grossicles!"

by Zanne! February 20, 2017

grossartig

Something that is so gross that the word 'gross' just isn't enough anymore, and at the same time is being called bad in a sarcastic way.

(partial German origin)

"Hey, have you seen the republican candidate who's running for election?"

-"Yes, he's really grossartig"

by connectingwings November 13, 2020

guy grossi

When you take a poo so large and vulgar you can't help but squint a quick look at it before you flush.

"Damn the pasta last night didn't sit right and I had to drop a guy grossi"

by lyricalkiller June 18, 2016

Caulyn Gross

The most amazing, sexy, beautiful, awesome, and intelligent male being in the entirety of reality in any plane of existence. He also has the thiccest booty.

I pray to my lord and savior Caulyn Gross every night in hopes he will grace me with his divine and all powerful presence.

by The Dankster #87 September 23, 2019

grossaterian

A person that disturbs another person by proceeding to put food into their mouth and transferring to a receiving persons mouth via force.

Mom you're a grossaterian for letting Dad shoot jello into your mouth!

by toxicpoison777 November 29, 2014

grosstalgia

Memories so gross you'd rather just forget they ever happened

Adjective form : grosstalgic

Nancy : Happy 30th birthday Jim!! Do you remember your birthday 9 years ago when you had 16 shots and threw up all over the club and the bouncers threw us all out?

Jim: That's some heavy grosstalgia

by urbanfervour62 May 20, 2020