Growing a tail

The act of taking a dump. Lightly refrenced as crapping, deucing, shiting, taking a shite.

After drinking my ritualistic morning coffee, I feel really skinny when I am done growing a tail.

by mateo r February 11, 2008

growing a turtle head

A past due bowel movement that simply cannot be held much longer.

Sorry I gotta run, I'm growing a turtle head.

by BlastFamous July 6, 2009

Growing Antlers

Phrase means horny, as antlers are a type of horn. Sexually aroused.

I hope Julie's off her period by the weekend. I haven't gotten muff all week and I'm growing antlers just thinking about it.

by Dragonspisces July 1, 2018

Growling

The deep guttaral sound a guy makes when trying very hard not to orgasm, or when he is climaxing. It is insanely hot and your female partner will 100% cum if you do this.

Jane: "Shaun was growling last night and I came before he even touched me."

Sarah: "I'm drooling just thinking about it, honestly."

by Jajaboot November 25, 2016

growing up

it sucks to grow up, but everybody does.... and we're still fighting it.

my best friend is growing up

by Melvin November 6, 2004

Growing a tail

When you have to take a poop.

Carl: Come on, you ready to go hiking or what?

Jeff: Hang on, I think I'm growing a tail. Yup. Give me a minute and we'll go.

by Sled Reynolds January 7, 2012

Growing a monkey tail

Taking a long massive shit.

I'm waiting for Melissa, cuz she's growing a monkey tail.

by comehonorfaceboots November 16, 2016