noun. A person who believes, argues, or attempts something that is impossible/improbable while under the false impression that it is possible/probable. A grasper might attempt to date someone out of his/her range or argue that his favorite team is going to win the championship despite not having done so in decades. Often, graspers meekly make self-serving arguments that stretch logic. Derived from the phrase "grasping at straws". Made popular originally in the DC area by WJKF's Sports Junkies.
1. Person A: "There's a good chance the Redskins win the Super Bowl this year with Rex Grossman."
Person B: "You are such a grasper."
2. That bar is filled with graspers trying to score with hot chicks.
Person B: "You are such a grasper."
2. That bar is filled with graspers trying to score with hot chicks.
by Grasper Parnevik April 4, 2011
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by Scared Chick June 1, 2011
Get the Graped mug.Verb; Graping is basically a step up of raping. When you grape somebody you become ecstatic and the feeling can only be related to sticking your pee pee inside of your opponents bunghole. The best part about graping somebody is once you've done it, you get to troll your foe by telling them how owned they got!
Guy 1: How did your date go the other night?..
Guy 2: I showed her my penis and she just laughed.. I got totally graped!
Guy 2: I showed her my penis and she just laughed.. I got totally graped!
by PepsiMan July 25, 2012
Get the Graped mug.1) Someone who gets totally dominated while playing an online game. Usually used to describe noobish or unskilled players.
2) Someone who basically button mashes. Generally they have no idea what the controls are and/or have no clue how the game is played.
2) Someone who basically button mashes. Generally they have no idea what the controls are and/or have no clue how the game is played.
1) Player 1: I just raped you, you Graspod!
Player 2: No u!
2) Player 1: Why are you doing the same attack over and over again?
Player 2: Idk
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Player 2: No u!
2) Player 1: Why are you doing the same attack over and over again?
Player 2: Idk
Player 1: What a Graspod...
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To update ones google plus account without the owners permission.
Mobile phone or PC left unlocked and unattended a mischievous passerby may be tempted to "grape" you resulting in one being "graped"
Google Plus + Raped = Graped
To update ones google plus account without the owners permission.
Mobile phone or PC left unlocked and unattended a mischievous passerby may be tempted to "grape" you resulting in one being "graped"
you have just been graped
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