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graphics porn

A video game that has incredibly beautiful graphics, but no real artistic or entertainment value.
After seeing some videos online, I was stoked to play Crysis, but it turned out to be graphics porn.
by dontkillalljewspls December 15, 2012
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graphics whore

(1) A person who likes the Nintendo DS remake of Final Fantasy 3 more than the original NES game.

(2) A person who hates Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories simply because it doesn't have the same clunky-looking 3D graphics as the other two games in the series.
Old-School FF Fan: Have you played FF3?

Mr. Never-Played-a-FF-Before-7: Yeah! I renamed Luneth to "Bubba."

Old-School FF Fan: Five letter names? Luneth? What the heck
are you talking about that piece of junk remake for? I meant the REAL Final Fantasy 3, ya friggin' graphics whore!

Mr. Never-Played-a-FF-Before-7: Waaaah! You called me a whore! I'm gonna go cut myself and be emo like Cloud now!
by Alberto Alfredo von Poodmu October 2, 2007
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Graphics Gremlin

Not to be confused with a Graphics Whore, a Graphics Gremlin is someone who will hate on a video game for daring to have graphical fidelity below their own standards.

These type of people will often say things like "this looks like a PS2 game" or "This doesn't look as good as X". They're so caught up in graphical fidelity that they often ignore the prospect that games are art and can look any way the developers please for any purpose and that the vast majority of people care about gameplay first when it comes to a video game. Graphics Gremlins are also (but not always) console fanboys who will downplay graphical fidelity of opposing consoles releases treating it like a definitive selling point of any video game purchase and a slam-dunk argument against the product. Graphics Gremlins cannot be pleased and will often abandon favorable opinions of graphics for games they once loved as soon as a newer game comes out that surpasses it restarting their cycle of hatred.
That guy is a Graphics Gremlin, he's going out of his way to tell people not to buy a game because it doesn't meet his graphical standards instead of letting them decide for themself.
by Rahker December 29, 2023
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Marshmallow graphics

Graphics in a game or a TV show that make every goddamn thing look shiny, rounded and bouncy like a marshmallow! There are rarely any sharp edges and every object that would be hard usually bounces off the ground. These were common attributes in 20th century cartoons, usually only making everything bouncy. So I guess putting things with sharp edges in a kid`s game is going to scare them or something? This is so damn annoying when people do this.
Mike: Imma play that hentai game!
Jack: The one with marshmallow graphics? Damn!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic September 29, 2020
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basement graphics

Used to describe horrible videogame graphics made by someone living in their basement and developing the game by themself.
Person 1: That new indie game has such basement graphics.
Person 2: Yes, I heard he made it by himself in his basement.
by KeeperofMee September 27, 2014
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tighten up the graphics

1) To work at an introductory-level tech position.
2) To attempt a feat without knowledge of how it can be done.

Phrase originates from a Westwood College commercial, in which two young videogame designers, dressed in 70s attire, report to their boss that they are "almost done with level 3, and need to tighten up the graphics a little bit."
1) "Once I move back to Arlington I'm gonna tighten up the graphics for Adobe Systems."

2) "I'm almost done with my quadratics homework, I just need to tighten up the graphics a little bit."
by denshuu September 10, 2005
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fat girl glitter graphics

The glitter graphics used by fat chicks on myspace, blackplanet or any other blog in place of their photo in their profile, usually of some shapely generic girl shaking her ass.
Fat girl glitter graphics are the rage on myspace.
by xzybit November 8, 2006
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