cher's grandmother

A butt ugly man.

Man Mel's new boyfriend gone a Cher's grandmother!

by Dmarsha September 19, 2023

Cherokee Grandmother Syndrome

Claiming one has some distant Native American ancestor in order to sound more exotic or interesting when in fact no such Native American ancestor exists.

This practice is also relatively common by some American celebrities and personalities.

Larry: "And my great-great grandmother was part Choctaw and Apache."

Bob: "Larry, that's BS, your paternal grandparents where German immigrants and your maternal grandparents were Irish immigrants. You sound like you have a case of Cherokee Grandmother Syndrome."

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James: "Hey did you hear Elizabeth Warren is 1/32nd Cherokee?"

Dustin: "Pff, yeah sure man"

by TheDrummer1 September 8, 2012

Hubert's Grandmother

The sexiest human being ever. Quite attractive but kind of takes things too fast. She usually tells Hubert that 'somebody at du phone 4 u'. She has a relationship with Hubert's friends Tin Nooyin. She is extremely hot and is kind of a slag. She usually spends days out and sleeps elsewhere. She is rude but honest. And She hates Ichibon Sushi.

Person 1: Hubert told me his grandmother gave him some special favours when she saw his good grades.
Person 2: Dang, Hubert's Grandmother is hot.

by Dwinter Glik June 11, 2018

your grandmother’s titties

A sarcastic way to avoid a conversation that you don’t want to have

Person 1: Hey, what’d you get on the test?
Person 2: Your grandmother’s titties
Person 1: Damn..

by Silograndma December 9, 2017

Is your grandmother Japanese?

Complete disbelief at your lack of situational awareness.

"Oh my God, do you know where you are? Use the handrail on the escalator. Is your grandmother Japanese?"

by JormanThoad December 1, 2020

Victorian Grandmother

A person (typically older than 40 or 50) who seems to disapprove of anything modern such as modern music and thing and seems to think they're in the past such as insisting things are done in the old fashioned way and treating "bloody" as a disgusting swear word.

That woman is a right victorian grandmother.

by Jiminator October 20, 2008

Coastal Grandmother

A coastal grandmother is an affluent woman that likes to spend her retirement years reading on the porch of her Nantucket or Martha's Vineyard home, gardening, collecting sea shells on the shore, and drinking coffee as she watches the sunrise.

Her hair is either blonde or completely white, but it is never too short. She wears stylish, yet comfortable clothes and minimal jewelry. White, cream, beige, baby blue and light pink are her favorite colors. Vineyard Vines, Brooks Brothers and Kate Spade are staples in her wardrobe.

Her home is beautiful, spacious and tastefully decorated. There are always freshly picked hydrangeas in her antique vases and freshly picked lemons from her lemon tree in the kitchen.

I want to be like Diane Keaton when I'm old and live my life like I'm in a Nancy Meyers movie. She's the epitome of a coastal grandmother.

by traitorjoes February 27, 2023