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GONK
GONK is a being beyond perception and puny mortals that u can't even understand the super sexy big GONK Not to be confused with GONK who is a fag
Skinnypenis-Did u hear that GONK had the sexiest GONKEST pennis imaginable Normal ING Normie-yes Skinnypennis now let me suck ur Skinnypennis which is defiantly not small just skinny
GONK by Skinnypennis_ July 27, 2018
Gonk
Gonk. A loving term used to call your partner (particularly female) when they are being a bit 'ditsy'
Gonk by Darthvincent September 19, 2015
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To be beaten to death by a large black rubber dildo.
In the movie Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, the character Hatchet Harry, beats a man, suspected of stealing, to death with what happened to be at hand. Harry, also a porn shop owner, happened to grab a big black rubber cock.
This term arose due to the unwieldlyness of the lengthy phrase "He was beaten to death with a large black rubber cock..." and was shortened to simply, "He got gonked."
In the movie Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, the character Hatchet Harry, beats a man, suspected of stealing, to death with what happened to be at hand. Harry, also a porn shop owner, happened to grab a big black rubber cock.
This term arose due to the unwieldlyness of the lengthy phrase "He was beaten to death with a large black rubber cock..." and was shortened to simply, "He got gonked."
Gonk
Gonk is a word used to describe a state of mind and being. Originating from the depths of gods mind pool itself the Gonk has been transferred into the "Gonk droids" The droids due to their higher mind set simply walk the many planets in the place of mobile batteries, their internal thoughts being unlocked by fellow Gonk droids.
Gonk by Gonkaholic September 1, 2021