Going Elsa

When technology suddenly decides it's going to stop working and you can't crash out of it.

"Dammit.. Microsoft Teams is going Elsa again. I'll WhatsApp ya later."

by Debagio74 August 16, 2021

going to norwich

Was a slang used to ask someone if they wanted to smoke marijuana so no one would know what you were asking.

Norwich had an insane asylum and we would smoke so much we would should have been committed.

Hey Billy, You want to go to Norwich?
Yo were going to Norwich want to come?
I haven't been to Norwich in a long time.

by Figaro420 April 7, 2021

Going Phelps

Going Phelps. The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much more upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.

Guy 1 - Look at the ass on that!

Guy 2 - I’d love to lie her down and start going phelps until the photo finish.

Guy 1 - Relay?

by iheartoldblum March 10, 2009

Going Bernie

To become so drunk you're practically dead.

You are Bernie from "Weekend at Bernie's".

He's Going Bernie!

Uh oh, He's Gone Bernie!

Have you met my old mate Bern?

by JC3 October 17, 2012

Going Phelps

The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much more upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.

Guy 1: Look at the ass on that!

Guy 2:I’d love to lie her down and start going phelps until the photo finish

Guy 1: Wanna relay?

by Nolan R Jones March 15, 2009

going out for cigarettes

A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.

Last time I was my Dad I was 3; he told us he was going out for cigarettes and he never came back.

by Luketheforce December 31, 2017

Going Ho

When you leave a party to have sex with a random girl.

Joey: Hey Garrett, are you going home?
Garrett: Nah bro, I am going ho.

by gb1033 January 25, 2015