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Grist

A term the extends far beyond the meaning of "creeper." It is used to describe a creep to the ultimate extreme. Not your typical creeper. A true professional creeper that could put all the other creepers to shame. Be very careful around these types!
Dude, that kid was a total grist -- he was staring at the shower stall as I was coming out.

Don't be a grist! Being in the same class does not give you permission to trail me there from less than two feet behind me.

That was gristy man... looking through my facebook pictures with one hand in your pants... and then reducing the screen and acting like nothing happened as soon as I walked by. That's beyond creepy; it's just downright gristy!

Don't get too drunk at this party man; I think we may have a grist here -- so unless you want to wake up with an enlarged anus, keep the booze to a minimum.
by The Golden Grist November 25, 2009
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Gristle Luck

This term is used to describe the misfortunes and bad luck that occur to a seemingly undeserving person.
"Jamie must have the worst gristle luck, you know, with his house being swept away in that freak flash flood and what not."
by EnOb December 30, 2005
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Geisting

Geisting can be easily confused with ghosting. Geisting is more when a undefined relationship drains on your energy sexually because the partner is around, hovering, but does not commit to you emotionally. Therefore causing one to feel confused, disoriented and withdrawn from the healthier aspects of there life. Often, the person who is the victim of geisting is asked by family and friends to "not go into the light" that is blinding them about the red flags in the relationship.
Karrie Ann:. Bob and I are kicking it, but I don't know where this is going?
Tiffany:. What does he say?
Karrie Ann:. He says that WHEN I let you in emotionally , you will have all of me.
Tiffany:. Ah! He's just the geisting the p*ssy.
by Urban Librarian 400 June 19, 2019
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Gemist

The alcoholic drink popularized in the balkans that you can drink all day. If not careful, it can carry you from Europe to America.
Yesterday I drank so much gemist I peed out of the window on my third floor apartment. My neighbours were so pissed next morning it was great!
by RakPrstenjak December 17, 2019
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Go for the Gristle

when a female is performing fellatio, and after she gets the complete schlong into her mouth, she "goes for the gristle" by getting one or more testicles into her mouth.

This came from trying to get the extra meat on the gristle on the chicken bone when you are done eating wings and are still hungry.
Dude 1: You bang that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah, but she went down on me
Dude 1: She go for the Gristle?
Dude 2: Hellz yea! Gave her a mouthful! BOTH BALLS!
by Human Cartoon February 26, 2010
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glistening cakes

i got that ho naked and oiled her ass up. shit looked like beautiful glistening cakes
by the dchi cook August 28, 2010
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gristley surprise

When a genital wart comes off into your mouth and you unexpectedly bite down onto it between your teeth.

Gristle : tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter
Went down on a new partner I picked up last night, I had no idea I was in for a gristley surprise.
by Trader1933 January 14, 2017
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