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A term the extends far beyond the meaning of "creeper." It is used to describe a creep to the ultimate extreme. Not your typical creeper. A true professional creeper that could put all the other creepers to shame. Be very careful around these types!
Dude, that kid was a total grist -- he was staring at the shower stall as I was coming out.

Don't be a grist! Being in the same class does not give you permission to trail me there from less than two feet behind me.

That was gristy man... looking through my facebook pictures with one hand in your pants... and then reducing the screen and acting like nothing happened as soon as I walked by. That's beyond creepy; it's just downright gristy!

Don't get too drunk at this party man; I think we may have a grist here -- so unless you want to wake up with an enlarged anus, keep the booze to a minimum.
Grist by The Golden Grist November 25, 2009
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A sudden forceful airy burst of liquefied diarrhea. Formed from the words GRavy and mIST it is essentially what you do to start a long arduous bout of Liquarrhea.

After eating 22 tacos, Alfred emitted a GRIST that had the townspeople asking him "Is that your bathroom or did someone just throw a punchbowl of chocolate pudding into a wind tunnel?"
grist by Josh Reauz July 17, 2006

gathering grist 

a synonym for getting that bread or hustling. when you gather grist youre essentially making money or working hard
"dude why didnt you hang out with us this weekend?"
"I already told you man i was out gathering grist"
gathering grist by twistedtofu October 17, 2023

Gathering Grist 

The act of working/making money. Synonymous to “hustling” “grinding” “bringing home the bacon” and “getting that “bread”
Get off your ass and get a job. I’m the only one here gathering grist and paying bills.
Gathering Grist by madWarlock October 16, 2023

Dirty Grist

The Act of Kidnapping little 3 year old boys while taking pictures with them on your macbook. Also known as being Gristy or Grist
Mom: Oh my god, I am so scared that my neighbour is Dirty Gristing my Son.

Man: Hey look at the guy, By the looks of him he is a Dirty Grist
Dirty Grist by Dirty Grist69 May 15, 2011
A quick one off the wrist. Derived from a combination of jism and wrist. Not related to fisting.
I was supposed to be summarizing the document but instead I was in the bathroom gisting.
Gisting by Fishyrich October 17, 2011

Tales of a Grifter - The Charlatan Duchess 

Tales of a Grifter - (MMTCD) The Charlatan Duchess, is a secret Facebook group that launched a worldwide phenomenon in January 2018. The group was the brainchild of an unnamed woman in the United Kingdom, who provides a safe place for people who oppose the marriage of Meghan Markle and Prince Henry of Wales. Starting out as a public cyber gathering place for like-minds, it soon became evident that the group was going to undertake subject matter that would trigger rhetoric from both Markle supporters and detractors. Members bring forth readily available articles/information from the Internet gathering to privately discuss their views. The group is responsible for creating the hashtag #TheCharlatanDuchess and pushing the hashtag #Megxit. Over the past year and a half, the group has been featured in a number of digital media publications from all over the world. The Charlatan Duchess brand (TM), boasts thousands of members on their varied social media platforms. The "Grifter" part in the name of the group makes reference to Markle's questionable past and the present spending habits on the backs of the British taxpayers.
It's difficult to join the secret group that falls under the Facebook group, Tales of a Grifter - The Charlatan Duchess without being scrutinised and vetted by the Administrators.
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murderhobo 

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