Glommer

Someone who steals or is quick to act greedy.

Me: I made 6 cheese burgers and put them over there. Where the hell did they go?

My sister: Mike "the glommer" must have glommed them. You can't leave anything around him.

Me: Hes so grimey.

by Crystella Marie April 22, 2009

gimmer

old git,wrinkly,decrepid pensioner

you f*cking old Gimmer,stop dodging coffins!!!

by mysterious chicken June 15, 2003

Baby Glommer-Stopper

Ummpa, ummpa; this is us, and this shamelessly referenced Willy Wonka Gobstopping ploy might just work in an effort to keep a child from being Baby-Sklarred for life! See Urban Dictionary definition for Baby Glommer.
A New Jersey and other States - post infant adoption term used to describe the psychological trauma endured by a two year old adoptee whose adopted status was court ordered to its disruption or overturning. To said child it is irrelevant as to who retains eventual fault. The general reason for this occurrence is primarily due to low standard of adoption attorney ethics. N.J. State adoption statute N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c allows this type of skandalous working platform.

In a wrongful adoption, a Baby Glommer-Stopper is a whopper of a hero!

by gravy111 November 24, 2010

Glimmed

to glimm: to defriend someone from social media based on a knee jerk reaction to a small disagreement, misunderstanding, or other innane reason unknown to anyone other than the person glimming you.

"I guess she didn't like my comment about her boyfriend? I looked on facebook and I've been glimmed"

by club15 November 27, 2012

grimmering

An unwanted person listening in to and jumping in on your conversation

Person #1- "So hey what are you doing this weekend?"
Person #2- "Probably grab a couple a beers and watch the game."

Unwanted Person#3 (listening over your shoulder)- "Sounds fun what time are we gonna meet up?"

Persons #1 and 2 say "stop the grimmering man."

by Mark Stone January 12, 2009

Baby-Glommer

In the billion-dollar a year Adoption business, it is of no surprise that ethical standard and adoption fraud in industry run rampant throughout. This term is of singular reference to the growing number of cash-laden prospective adoptive parents who will sacrifice moral turpitude in exchange for a "Hear no Evil, See no Evil and do no Evil" legal approach to infant adoption. The State of New Jersey is the first of fifty to implement revised statute to allow adoption agencies to cease and desist with certain long held lawfully mandated practices. N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c

Since an infant is not a commodity, and for a person to self blindfold their own witnessing eyes to such treatment of child, it is this Urban Dictionary contributor's felt moral duty to aptly separate the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. It is now of published recognition that the new term, "Baby-Glommer' befits all who fall under its definition.

This definition is bias, yet, dead on balls accurate in allegory law allowances. I welcome all defined refutes.

Adoption is for the need of child, not of the Baby-Glommer!

by gravy111 November 21, 2010

Grimmer

Grimmer is a term used when something it disgusting/vile.

The size of Richard kinders belly is a grimmer.

Person: I just farted
Person 2: ew that's a grimmer.

by Albakaslak July 5, 2016