fetcher

1. a generally despicable person

2. a person who receives a lucky break/opportunity that you were hoping for

3. a single member of the notoriously unsuccessful boy-band "The Fetchers" from Wendover, NV

1. "Nate just ratted me out. What a fetcher!"

2. "I can't believe that fetcher got a star-lightning combo on the last track of Bowser's Castle."

3. "I heard the Fetchers broke up. I heard the short fetcher likes gay servicemen."

by Mudskins July 21, 2006

Fetch

Stop trying to make it happen.
It's not going to happen.

"That's so fetch!"
"Shut up, Gretchen. Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen."

by KamIsTotallyFuckingAwesome May 17, 2011

tom fletcher

amazingly talented musician from a band called mcfly.
i mean, this man can do it all.
he sings, writes music, plays guitar and the piano.
tom is also very attractive, and is a favorite of perez hilton!
he started mcfly after auditioning for 'Busted' and being rejected.
Whoever rejected tom, must feel like a dickhead now.

CHEESE TWISTS!<3

ayee tom fletcher, i love that boyyy.

by mclaura November 8, 2007

fetcher

A word used in the Game "MorrowWind"tm by Bethesda Games, and related games, as an insult of the lowest kind.

"That Fetcher would sell his own Mother for the price of the look on her face."

by shogun459 November 27, 2016

Fletcher

A fletcher is a gang boss. He should be referred to as “boss”. If you don’t call him that he Will break your ankles

Person 1: fletcher is cool
Person 2: don’t call him that he will break your ankles

by fletcher "boss" gang October 21, 2021

Make Fetch Happen

When someone tries to start a cultural trend that will never catch on.

My cousin always wears purple socks on Wednesday. He hopes that eventually other people will start doing it and he will become famous for creating the trend. Whenever I see him on Wednesday I say, "Jaime, stop trying to make fetch happen."

by Raina Weather August 24, 2008

Fwelching

The act of douching with Welch's grape juice to remove semen after unprotected sex, then drinking the resulting mix. Traditionally, the depositing partner is the consumer of the fluid.

Fwelching provides 100% of your daily Vitamin C intake, and is a significant source of protein.

by Shinercub October 22, 2014