Funeraling

The act of being at a funeral for too long

I’m so done with funeraling

by Kai S. October 5, 2019

Frustrating

This. It really is.

Hym "Back to the topic at hand, I hope you know I didn't want any of this. Alright? I mean, I'm in the midst of this thing... YOU CHOSE the NOT ME side of MY thing over some unintentional overlap between our two unrelated things. I'm an actual guy in the world now. You're not playing ball. And that's just the personal element of my situation. This is what I meant when I said 'you're uniquely obligated NOT TO DO THAT' and then you just keep doing it. And now you're surprised. This is wildly frustrating. You act like I'm writing to read my own thought back to myself... Which is what I was doing initially... And we didn't like that did we? So... here we are... *sigh* I guarantee you have some idiot in your ear 'but it's your kids bro' That is not who you should be listening to. The 'You did this to yourself' crew doesn't seem to get how 'doing things to yourself' works. See, 'You did this to yourself' is what a narcissist would say. This is what that feels like. The shoe is now officially on the other foot. I tried to tell you."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Frustrating

Yeah, it's kind of like if you had to sit and listen to a guy insult and threaten you kids for years. That's the analogy here. Right?

Hym "Like, if I was doing that in person... You would want to do SOMETHING about it... But if I had a layer of plausible deniability and then you DID do something about that... YOU would seem like the unreasonable one... Correct? That would be frustrating for YOU is you had to sit there while your kid was berated and if you and exclusively you had to do that for years, can you really assert that you wouldn't ever turn to violence? Some of you motherfuckers can't even bump into eachother in a bar without getting in a fist fight. Will Smith can't even handle his wife not laughing at a G.I. Jane joke without slapping a grown man in the face in public. And whose to say you wouldn't use a proxy? Defer the violence to someone else? I mean, if you can get past your own self-indugent desire that no one kill you for any reason whatsoever. Look, it just is what I'm saying it is. If a hypertext worth of syllogisms and literally watching the thing I said would happen, happen while I sit here and shout 'SEE!? SEE!? THAT'S WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!' isn't enough to convince you that you should probably not do that, then what will?"

by Hym Iam December 17, 2025

Fundating

Functioning ahead of the game.

I’ve been fundating all my life and have never stopped.

by Zane1 January 7, 2026