funnel

Common for System Administrators to use the word funnel as a Firewall/Tunnel

Yo setup that IPSEC Funnel

by Lord Vega March 5, 2004

funnel

To gradually contort other's beliefs and gently lead them into your line of logic.

This article makes no sense, the author's trying to funnel me in again!!!

by fishmonger August 25, 2005

funnel

Anything that is concertedly negative in circumstance or predicted outcome.

Aw dood! Having to play shows in Louisiana is a total funnel!

by Wrath January 5, 2003

funnel

the opposie of pear someone with much larger upper body than lower body, may have turkey legs

sam you are such a funnel, your leg remind me of a turkey

by don May 31, 2004

funnel

A metaphor for how a sales organizations churns through leads.

initial lead -> cold call -> qualified lead -> money deal

At each step, more potential customers get weeded out. Hence, the funnel.

There will be no sales to close if we never feed the funnel.

by vanilla g-lotto December 20, 2004

sheets and funnel

Referring to the use of bamboo sheets and funnel tobacco leaf to smoke marijuana

Her: you smoke swishers?
Me: Hell nah only sheets and funnel slim!

by Unclegleesh March 22, 2017

Tunnel Funnel

The act of inserting a funnel into ones anus, whilst shitting through it into another persons mouth, straining the nutrients and waterier contents of the shit. Variations may involve the addition of a liquid such as urine for easier consumption.

Person 1: Fuck dude, I'm feeling so queazy right now, I think my shitters gonna blow.
Person 2: Well don't just waste it in your undies dude, want to do a Tunnel Funnel?
Person 1: I'm down for a good old Tunnel Funnel. Thanks man, your the best older brother ever.

by ErectEnigma July 27, 2020