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fungus of the bungus

A foul-smelling odor of unknown origin fungi growth on your anus.
1) Victor cannot mask the oozing smell of his sheets. "What is that horrible smell?" "it's fungus of the bungus Everybody Run"
2) lady playing video poker 1: "what is that horrible smell that just wrecked everybody's air?"
Lady playing video poker 2:" it's Victor, he has fungus of the bunions and doesn't care how bad it smells!
by Markie_Marc April 4, 2019
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vaginal fungus

This is when a woman gets a rather disgusting fungal growth or infection on her vaginal region.
A man orders a hooker. The Whore enters the room. 1 hour later.....

Man: Oh my god you sick Whore, you've got a vaginal fungus.

Woman: Ohhhh its grown!
by Jack Richardson August 4, 2008
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quando omni flunkus moritati

The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
by DuctTapeForever October 17, 2021
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Fuckus

A variation of "Focus". Often used by Facebook's Delicate Flower as she immitates someone she works with who has a strong accent. Also used by the "Fuckus in Fitness" group that spun off from Delicate Flower's page.
Today we must Fuckus on what's important.

This year I will Fuckus on fitness more.
by DF Dammit December 31, 2014
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Fungus Hole

Fuck Jane got one hell of a fungus hole. I'm outa there.
by Cell Buzz January 13, 2009
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funksta

Someone who jams funk on his bass. See Miles.
Check out that funky shit
That guys a funksta!
by Miles May 27, 2003
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fungus crown

To slap one in the forehead with your manmeat, in such a manner as to cause a mushroom shaped bruise, on said forehead. Repeat as necessary to create the bruising effect. Or, as desired.
by EnriqueTDL October 21, 2003
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