Funkles

Funkles are the male equivalent of the female "Cankles".

Dude- that chick has cankles. Her fat ass boyfriend has some nasty Funkles! Sick.

by Mattaussie December 19, 2010

funkle

funkle is a drinking game played with 5 dice and many fun people. The object is to reach 10,000 points by rolling dice. One person keeps score, and you cannot get on the board until you gain 700 points in one turn. Each player takes a turn rolling the dice trying to get either 1's, 5's, three of a kind, or 5 in a row. Each 1 and 5 are equal to designated amounts which are 100 and 50 accordingly. All other numbers are worthless. The three of a kind are equal to the number times 100, except for three ones, which are equal to 1000. The 5 in a row are also equal to 1000. After your first roll, you must have atleast one dice left that is not adding any value to your score in order to keep rolling. Once all your dice are used and you do not have a value over 700, you funkle. take a drink. The next person rolls. Sloppy dice, which are dice that fall off the table also constitutes as a drinking funkle. Take a drink. The game moves round in a circle until one person reaches 10,000.

Have Fun

I rolled a 1, 5, 2, 2, and 3. I keep the one and five to the side and roll the other three. On the second roll i get a one and one. I have a total of 350 points. I roll one more time and i get a one again. I get 450 points, but i have no eligible dice left. I funkle and do not get any points on the board. The next player goes, and so on.

by : Tina, Lorenzo, Christina, Lewis, Lexx, Nicole, etc December 9, 2008

funkeymunkey

a person who is really crazy, or spontaneous all of the time.

He is such a funkeymunkey.

by Not someone named Seth Norman October 9, 2003

funkle

funkle is a drinking game played with 5 dice and many fun people. The object is to reach 10,000 points by rolling dice. One person keeps score, and you cannot get on the board until you gain 700 points in one turn. Each player takes a turn rolling the dice trying to get either 1's, 5's, three of a kind, or 5 in a row. Each 1 and 5 are equal to designated amounts which are 100 and 50 accordingly. All other numbers are worthless. The three of a kind are equal to the number times 100, except for three ones, which are equal to 1000. The 5 in a row are also equal to 1000. After your first roll, you must have atleast one dice left that is not adding any value to your score in order to keep rolling. Once all your dice are used and you do not have a value over 700, you funkle. take a drink. The next person rolls. Sloppy dice, which are dice that fall off the table also constitutes as a drinking funkle. Take a drink. The game moves round in a circle until one person reaches 10,000.

Have fun

I rolled a 1, 5, 2, 2, and 3. I keep the one and five to the side and roll the other three. On the second roll i get a one and one. I have a total of 350 points. I roll one more time and i get a one again. I get 450 points, but i have no eligible dice left. I funkle and do not get any points on the board. The next player goes, and so on.

by Tina, Lorenzo, Christina, Lewis, Lexx, Nicole, etc. December 14, 2008

funkle

(adj) Situation in a negative past-tense

1. Damn, that mistake was my last funkle; Mr. Bucholz is going to have my ass

1. Damn, that mistake was my last funkle; Mr. Bucholz is going to have my ass

by TheChosenOne911 May 13, 2016

funklebuster

1) Funky Smelling Buster,
2) Calling someone out for smelling funky....
3) When a young child busts his uncle for farting at a social event.

Little Billy is a Funklebuster. He called his uncle out for farting at the last get together.

by The Aisle of Misfit Toys October 8, 2013

Funkle

Stuck in a fun mess

Oh darn it! Looks like we are in a funkle!

by KennyC909 June 20, 2014