A Fuckle

A frustrating predicament, the only answer to which being "fuck"

Yo, look at Devin, he just learned we're having a test in second period, he's in quite a fuckle

by TheGuyKnownAsE May 20, 2023

fuckle up

The act of putting on protection before sex, such as a condom.

Derived from "buckle up", which is the act of securing safety straps before driving a car.

"Baby I'm gonna plow you like a foot of snow."
"Don't forget to fuckle up first!"
"Of course - it's the law"

by Bartender Bill August 23, 2016

buck the fuckle up

derived from the phrase buckle up; used in more serious situations with stuborn people

you better buck the fuckle up before i make you

by hande October 23, 2004

fuckle

To fuck and cuddle simultaneously or in the same session.

My girlfriend and I just had a little fuckle for Valentine's Day.

by Andy Bader February 6, 2003

Funkle Dunkle

A term used to describe an argument or disagreement, usually resulting in screaming.

“Me and John had quite the funkle dunkle yesterday after he found out I was bangin’ his girl.”

by Who toucha my spaghett? December 10, 2018

cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

A group of cunt berries covered with semen and vaginal secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed muffin.

I was going to eat the ole lady's snatch this morning, but it looked like a cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

by ex_lax70 July 12, 2016

holy fuckles its knuckles

used to compliment a female partner's looks

*Karen walks into the room*
George: holy fuckles its knuckles

by kraiden December 9, 2017