Fuji Effect

When you see someone from far away and think that they're attractive, but on closer inspection realize that they are really, *really* not.

This is like Mt. Fuji in Japan--beautiful from far away, but ugly, dirty, cold, and generally uninhabitable once you get close to it.

Also known as the Mt. Fuji Effect or the Fuji-san Effect.

On arriving at a party:

Girl #1: Ooo, that guy's pretty hot.
Girl #2: You think?

But when they get closer:

Girl #1: Oh, no, never mind. Fuji Effect.

by li wei October 21, 2011

Fuji's Kiss

Naval term. Used to describe when fecal matter has piled up so high in the toilet that won't flush that when you decide to add to this pile, your excrement touches your taint.

Hey Johnny, what's wrong man.

Johhny: Fuji's Kiss
Damn bro, say less!

by Pablo and Pablo inc. August 25, 2025

Fuji sound

A term used to describe the music traditionally associated with the area surrounding Mount Fuji in Tokyo, Japan.

It was a sound highly reminiscent of the Fuji Sound.

by Mitsumi September 11, 2025

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

The only real and legit way of ending any haiku.

This sentence must at all times be used to end a haiku, ignoring the sentences that came before it.

A) Sonic the Hedgehog,
You are the best game ever.
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

by _Announcer October 12, 2015

Hirotaka fuji

A fine ass introvert who smokes a shit ton from ‘wotakoi: love is hard for otaku’

Me: Have you ever heard of Hirotaka Fuji ?

A: no who is that
Me: a fine ass dude who can step on me, light me on fire, flood my house, and I’ll still go back to him with his fine ass

by Digbickdaddy January 5, 2022

Dirty Fuji

When an older man obsess over a younger woman resulting in scrapbooking.

Becky totally got dirty Fuji’d By Harold in accounting.

by Jackjohnsonn May 19, 2019

Red-Fuji

When your erect penis wakes you on a clear summer morning.

Like the majesty of Mt. Fuji on a clear summer morning, my throbbing Red-Fuji woke me from my slumber, just aching for a snowcap avalanche to erupt.

Visual example see: Katsushika Hokusai's Fuji in Clear Weather.

by robburrito, and dymebag dave June 11, 2009