Funchable

A person that is hot enough that you would like to fuck them and in the same time annoying enough that you would like to punch them in the face.

- This greg is really fit! but I hate his annoying laugh! he is so funchable!

- Man how hot is Julie?! Too bad she won't shut up about her new shoes! she is just funchable as hell!

by beri sax December 19, 2022

Fuche

Fuche is a mix of "fucking douche"

Oh my gawd, Bob is such a fuche!

by qwertyyy82938 August 2, 2009

Fuchs

German word meaning Fox. It is pronounced Fox in the U.S. by people with the last name. It is pronounced Fucks by telemarketers, nurses, bankers, enemies, bill collectors, and other morons. It is also incorrectly enunciated Fuches, Fooch, Futch, Futches, Fooks, Fa-yooks, and so forth.

Answering Machine: Thank you for calling the Mr. Fuchs (pronounced Fox) residence. Please leave your message along with your telephone number after the beep.

Bill Collector: There is an important telephone call for Mr. Fucks. Please call me at 1-800-EAT-SHIT to discuss this important business matter. This is not a solicitation, and it is very important that you call me between the hours of 8 to 5, Monday thru Friday.

Mr. Fuchs: If you call me and pronounce my last name wrong one more time, you and your bank can go fuck yourself back to Bangalore where you belong. It is pronounced FOX!

by Mr. Vos February 28, 2007

fuchnook

(V.)- To swivel in a disorderly manner

She nervously fuchnooked in her chair while awaiting for her friend to arrive.

by Jay effects July 1, 2009

Schlager Fuchs

(1)anthropomorphic red fox of German and Scottish descent who enjoys consuming alcohol especially Gold Schlager or Jaegermeister.

(2)name derives from two factors: (a)Schlager for his fondness of the drink (b)Fuchs which is the German word for fox.

"Man, that Schlager Fuchs sure can hold his liquor!"

by Matthew MacDougall December 10, 2007

Fichwada

A word that is used to describe a friend who is bad at Fireboy and Watergirl. It can mean many things like idiot, nonce and plonker

Grace your such a ‘Fichwada’ why did you do that.

by Helloitisme 🥝 February 11, 2020

fuchsia

The word that Google suggests after entering the first three letters of fuck into the searchbar.

Me: F
Google : "Frozen?"
Me: U
Google: "Funny cat videos?"
Me: C
Google: "Fuchsia?"
Me: K
Google: *sigh* *displays results*

by JackOfficial October 19, 2015