Used by typical fat, stupid, wife beating, sister fucking, football watching, racist, illiterate redneck Americans to refer to every language other than American English. Also commonly used to refer to other forms of English which, although very similar, are incomprehensible to the small-brained, inarticulate, uneducated American male, who enjoys saying the word 'fuck' as much as possible, in as many forms as possible.
"Well fuck, I don't know what the fuck they speak in England, but in America, pilgrim, it ain't that fuckonese shit... Fuck!"
"Well I'll be fucked if I know what kind of fuckonese you're talking... I mean, fuck!"
"Well I'll be fucked if I know what kind of fuckonese you're talking... I mean, fuck!"
by garan garan February 9, 2007
Get the fuckonese mug.1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.
Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup
Ant: jack shit
Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup
Ant: jack shit
1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.
2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.
3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.
2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.
3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.
by Marc December 11, 2003
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A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.
the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.
the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.
by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019
Get the Metric Fuckton mug.Similar to the "friendzone"... It is when you would fuck someone but wouldn't commit to them (or perhaps even be friends with them).
Although it is usually males that fuckzone females, females can do it too.
Although it is usually males that fuckzone females, females can do it too.
Girl: So what do you think of me?
Guy: I wouldn't date you but I would fuck your brains out.
Girl: Did you just fuckzone me???
Girl: Leonardo DiCaprio is an ass but I would knock boots with him all night long, if ya know what I mean... /fuckzoned
Guy: I wouldn't date you but I would fuck your brains out.
Girl: Did you just fuckzone me???
Girl: Leonardo DiCaprio is an ass but I would knock boots with him all night long, if ya know what I mean... /fuckzoned
by missylectro November 9, 2012
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by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003
Get the fuckmonkey mug.one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...
"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"
"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"
"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"
"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"
"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"
by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010
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