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Fucktod

I don't know what it means but I wore a Yankees hat to a Red Sox game at Fenway and everyone seemed to think it was my name.
by Spudsy G April 1, 2022
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fuckgoddamn

fuckgoddamn combining fuck and goddamn more powerful and more vulgar than fuck and goddamn alone when fuck and goddamn want do and youre not afraid and propelled to use stronger language and more profanity
fuckgoddamn my dog ate my favorite pants last night

my neighbors dog crapped on my driveway and i had to clean it up fuckgoddamn
by littlejimmie March 19, 2019
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fuckrod

I'm about to pull out my fat fuckrod and take a piss!
by Bally McSackerson September 3, 2003
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fucknozzle

A term of contempt for a person who picks pointless arguments on the Internet, usually by making up quotes.
Mad_clown is a complete fucknozzle.
by Anonymous Wiseman May 11, 2004
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Fucknozzle

an overcompensated politically correct name for someone who is a dick.
If you get a few beers in him he'll become a complete fucknozzle
by elmodo April 8, 2009
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fucknot

A species which was considered extinct since the days it roamed the realm of earth in the days when men were confined to caves. Recently however, it has resurfaced to torment mankind again. Usually extremely hairy, it generally has an uncontrollable affinity to members of the female sex which reside in the southern parts of India.
It is a mammal which has no sex, and so cannot have sex. Hence the name. It is considered to be extremely sensitive to it being impotent, thus leading to greater heights of secrecy regarding matters of daily healthy self-help sexual routine of humans.
In terms of intelligence, members of this species are known to be extremely dumb. They try to make up for their stupidity by making extremely pitiable grimaces. However, as the name suggests, regardless of their numerous attempts at getting any forms of sexual experience with members of other species (preference to canines over humans), they are still forced to grow their species asexually.
See also: fucknut, dumbass, moron, dumbfuck, hairy
"Whenever I ask Swaggie whether he shags or not, he always gives a stupid grin that says 'I'm helpless'. What a fucknot!"
"Peter, why do you keep running after girls so desperately? Stop acting like a fucknot!"
by zorro_n_bigdaddy May 27, 2008
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fucknot

A more vulgar use of the word "whatnot". Used when describing a list of things you don't like/ don't like doing.
Guy: Yeah, at work I usually just file paperwork and fucknot.
by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011
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