Fuckfaced

The PINNACLE of the drunkenness scale, far more than ‘drunk’ and certainly levels higher than ‘wasted’
One is only well and truly fuckfaced when they can’t stand up, let alone walk…

The less you can talk, the more fuckfaced you are

‘I want to get well and truly fuckfaced tonight’
‘Brad is such a lightweight, he was fuckfaced after 3 drinks!’

by Lord Andreas II September 4, 2021

Fuckface von Simpleton

An apt nickname for the dark-haired junior, even more clueless and simple-minded Donald Trump.

Fuckface von Simpleton continues to act like a deer caught in the headlights as the volume of his previously secret play dates with Russian oligarchs comes into sharp focus.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2018

Fucklander

Noun~ to descend from the Auckland region and behave with general "douchery" towards others. Generally considered to have a stick lodged firmly upside ones posterior

Oh look at em, he’s a fucklander

by Rowboat Girlyman November 24, 2017

Fuckface

Originally military slang term for a soldier with a fucked up shave or who was just plain ugly. Now is used to describe assholes or just dumb people.

"Hey fuckface, did you shave this morning?

by Warpig107 February 25, 2015

Fuckfaceitis

Having the disease of being a fuckface

I haven't seen you in a while, I thought you died but its good to see they found a cure for fuckfaceitis.

by Gcolo November 27, 2006

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface

What Phillip calls Terrence in the South
Park movie.

Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.

Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

by bumbleclot February 12, 2009

Fuckface

a friendly reference to a friend, or a slang term used to describe someone you don't paticularly care for.

"hey whats up fuckface?" or
"yeah whatever you say, fuckface."

by deluks May 15, 2003