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Tempus Fuckit
(n) That moment in your life when you start letting yourself say "fuck" out loud, accompanying or resulting in a sudden, long-term or permanent increase in overall propensity to swear.
Typical age at tempus fuckit is between your mid-teens and mid-20s, but it can occur earlier or much later. No specific trigger required, but often follows a recent, persistent increase in the amount of stress in your daily life—learning to drive, experiencing a messy breakup, watching your first group project descend into a death spiral, taking a job in retail, etc. The requisite long-term effect means a tempus fuckit can only be identified well after the fact.
Children parroting someone else's cursing for the first time, without knowing what it means, are NOT having their tempus fuckit. An adult who says "fuck" once in their lives and then goes back to their normal selection of oaths has not had a tempus fuckit. The tempus fuckit is an informed, if not deliberate, decision that becomes a habit.
The tempus fuckit as a rite of passage is rather like your first hangover: a thing to joke or commiserate about, but not something to be proud of.
Typical age at tempus fuckit is between your mid-teens and mid-20s, but it can occur earlier or much later. No specific trigger required, but often follows a recent, persistent increase in the amount of stress in your daily life—learning to drive, experiencing a messy breakup, watching your first group project descend into a death spiral, taking a job in retail, etc. The requisite long-term effect means a tempus fuckit can only be identified well after the fact.
Children parroting someone else's cursing for the first time, without knowing what it means, are NOT having their tempus fuckit. An adult who says "fuck" once in their lives and then goes back to their normal selection of oaths has not had a tempus fuckit. The tempus fuckit is an informed, if not deliberate, decision that becomes a habit.
The tempus fuckit as a rite of passage is rather like your first hangover: a thing to joke or commiserate about, but not something to be proud of.
I think my tempus fuckit happened sometime back when I was teaching myself to code. It's funny because when I was a kid I thought "god" was a dirty word; now, if my rubber ducky were alive, its ears would be bleeding.
Tempus Fuckit by nerdnerdburger October 17, 2018
fuckit bucket
a really crappy car
a car that on its last leg
a car that is embarressing to drive
a car that if you hit something in , it doesnt really matter
a car that on its last leg
a car that is embarressing to drive
a car that if you hit something in , it doesnt really matter
Man, my Maxima has a flat tire. Looks like im gonna have to take the fuckit bucket to the store to get smokes.
Bro, can i barrow the fuckit bucket for a few days? My car is in the shop
Bro, can i barrow the fuckit bucket for a few days? My car is in the shop
fuckit bucket by Cipriano1980 March 5, 2009
Fuckit List
Similar to a Bucket List, a Fuckit List is a list of people and/or places you'd like to fuck before you die.
Making love in the tropics, on a boat, in the middle of a thunderstorm is definitely on my Fuckit List.
Fuckit List by BLoNEs September 13, 2011
Fuckit
It kind of speaks for itself. But for those who are that stupid it means Fuck It without the middle space.
What'cha'ma'Fuckit
When you're trying to remember the name of something to describe to someone and give up right in the middle.
#1: "It's that thing, you know that uh... what'cha'ma'fuckit..."
#2: "What???"
#1: "ADD kicked in, I dont care anymore..."
#2: "What???"
#1: "ADD kicked in, I dont care anymore..."
What'cha'ma'Fuckit by Zamos February 7, 2009
fuckit
fuckit by oobercooldude October 9, 2008