funkychumpnut 

A guy who likes nutting and going nuts. Makes a big mess and blames it on others all. the. TIME. He has made up his own language which might be be used by everyone soon. Doesn't know how to spell capricorn. and spells it like cornucopia sometimes captiraitons. Also calls himself The Nut.

Friend 1: "Bro is always talking about going nuts and some shit about nutting."
Friend 2: "God, must be one of those funkychumpnuts"

funkychumpnut by kindamid July 2, 2022

Fuckstump 

A female whos arms and legs have been removed, and is used solely as a toy for sexual pleasure.

Toshirama, after cutting the legs and arms off of a village girl, proceeded to bounce the fuckstump on his erect penis.

Fuckstump by Party Team November 4, 2012

fucktrumpet 

n. one who makes mouth-noises resembling fornicating with a brass musical instrument.

c'mon man don't be a fucktrumpet

Wow seth mcfarlane was being a serious fucktrumpet on the oscars

fucktrumpet by acualy-is-tuba-palyer February 25, 2013

fuckchop 

a dumbass, or screw-up. a person that is proficient at fucking things up, especially chopping, and rolling pot.

"adam, you're such a fuckchop you 14 year old asian hurtbag."

fuckchop by brian September 2, 2004

fuckchops 

Fuckchops is a wonderfully adaptable word, which can be used as a term of endearment, an insult, or an adjective.

"Hello fuckchops, how was your day?"

"Listen fuckchops, either you pull your head in or I will pull it off."

"My parents walked in on me going down on my girlfriend last night, and thanks to all the pussy juice when I looked up to see who had opened the door I had a killer set of fuckchops on me."

fuckchops by K9GUY June 3, 2009

fuckpump 

noun: a husband, someone who shoves his penis in a vagina

I gotta go home and make dinner for the fuckpump.

fuckpump by Climax Queen March 30, 2004

fuckthumb 

Someone who loves to "enter" another persons "anus". Much like that of a homo's thumb. This person is most generally a moron, and homosexual.

Basil and Saladorm are both Fuckthumbs, because they're gay and stupid!

fuckthumb by Jabobo March 20, 2004