Fuckanus

When a guy cheats on his wife so that he can have anal sex with his girlfriend, he is a Fuckanus.

"Jesse is cheating on his smokin hot wife with HER? Nasty! Why?" says Jesses' friend.
"Because his wife won't let him poke her in her bunghole." answers Jesses' other friend,
"But SHE will!!!" hahahaha
"Wow! He is such a total Fuckanus!" replies Jesses' friend.

by not the girl for you September 11, 2007

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fuckershitpisswank

Fabled uk swearword using all four of lifes daily essentials. Uttered at either the moment of most self inflicted pain or shortly after dropping your new phone into the sea when showing off.

Oh FUCKERSHITPISSWANK, i appeared to have twatted my thumb to a bloody stump.

or, fuckershitpisswank, there goes another brand new nokia to the sea bed. arse

by benjaaammmeeen December 19, 2007

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fuckcrush

a girl or boy that you have a huge crush on and would totally take home, but society has decided that this person is an outcast and that you should be put to shame for even confessing to having a crush on this person. So the affected person ends up trying to realize a way to solve the problem but ends up remaining unsuccessful.

I think that Jay has a fuckcrush on aimee, you notice how he's watching her?
-yeah poor sucker is wasting his time...maybe we should get someone else to distract him...
-great idea! let's save his social life!

by random ass dude who is sexayyy March 5, 2015

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