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fucknugget

We must not give up on our quest to find the Fucknugget!
by Max Byer November 10, 2007
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Fucknugget

An insult deriving from the use of 'nugget' to refer to an unpleasant small piece of excrement otherwise referred to as a nugget, clagnut or dangleberry made popular in the Viz comic.

Popular use of the word began in the town of Stafford in the UK after it was accidentally blurted out by a man who had intended to call someone a Fuckwit but in his anger confused the word. It has since spread virally across the world after finding a receptive audience on the XBoxLive chat system when trash-talking during online multiplayer games.
"I'm on your team you fucknugget! Throw the grenade at the BLUE guys!"

"I can't believe he crashed his car again, what a fucknugget"
by Mike Furmedge September 25, 2007
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Fucknugget

A small piece of fuck, similar in shape and size to a gold nugget, but with a much more variable selling price. High-quality fucknuggets, such as nuggets of "supermodel fuck" can easily be sold for 7-figure sums, whereas low-quality nuggets, such as "ugly fat drunk fuck" nuggets, are effectively worthless.

Not to be confused with Fuck-McNuggets, a delicious chicken-based food item deep fried in fuck oil.
Greg: "Steve! I found a fucknugget on the ground here!"
Steve: "Greg, this is a only nugget of dumbfuck."
Greg: "Damn. That's boo boo monkey."
by Grent August 20, 2008
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fucknugget

BMW motorcycle riders refer to the many accessories they put on their motorcycles as "fucknuggets". Used in place of the archaic term "farkle".
"Congratulations on the new BMW R1200GS Adventure motorcycle. You are going to need to add a lot of fucknuggets to that bike."

May also be used as a verb as in: Let the fucknuggetting begin!"
by BobFV1 October 5, 2007
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fucknugget

When your bangin a chick real hard and your condom slips off, becoming enlodged in her vag it is called a "fucknugget."
a fucknugget. no other example (see above "def")
by green-hits March 31, 2009
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fucknugget

an insult to a high degree

A child that brags about getting ladies and pussy
Kid: yo all these bitches on me

You: bro stop being a fucknugget
by FUCKNUGGET CREATOR September 3, 2017
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Fucknugget

used to refer to a person you think of in a sexual way for some utility (e.g.) to get over an ex. Different than a rebound because you're self-aware.
Person 1: Damn i'm sorry you broke up with Rita but why are you going after Jessie?
Person 2: She's just a fucknugget bro, I just need her to be under me so I can get over Rita.
by gorilladaspinna April 18, 2021
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