Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
by TauntonJah November 5, 2019
Get the Jesus fucked a monkey!mug. by kariusvega May 28, 2018
Get the Jesus Fucking Christmug. The organ that Jesus used to fuck all those bitches. That's why there are so many Christians in the world.
by Big Baby Jesus October 1, 2004
Get the Jesus's fuck thangmug. by meetthetony September 10, 2005
Get the jesus fuck christmug. A statement of pure, raw, and utter disbelief. Usually used when you see something absolutely fucking cursed and you can't think of anything asides from "Jesus Fucking Christ."
"So, bro. Did you hear about the whole accident where that kid blew up an entire fucking supermarket?"
"..."
"Bro, you okay?"
"Jesus Fucking Christ.
"..."
"Bro, you okay?"
"Jesus Fucking Christ.
by RiceOfCourse November 26, 2022
Get the Jesus fucking christmug. An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.
by Kristoffer Grizzose of the Honkey Brigade September 7, 2008
Get the Oh my fucking sweet jesus titsmug. Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."
by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014
Get the Jesus Fucking Christ on the Crossmug.