frumping

The act of frumping is, when submerged in a pool, bathtub, lake, or any body of water, to fart underwater and eat the bubbles before they hit the surface. This doesn't have to be a one-person activity either.

I was frumping in my bathtub but I'm not good solo. Call Dave, he'll eat anything.

by eightyeight December 28, 2005

Frumpie

Something that is big and smelly

Damn that bitches pussy was frumpie

by Mattisuckass April 25, 2021

frumping

When an overweight person crumps.

Geez, I sure enjoyed frumping last night. Now, pass me that bucket of fried chicken.

by SoYouThinkYouCan'tDance? January 2, 2010

Frumping

The act in which a female slaps her face with her own breasts

Susie was frumping and almost put out an eye...it was hot

by Redda December 2, 2007

Mumple Frumps

Balls so hairy that they are not visible to the naked eye.

Holy crap! My dads got mumple frumps!

by MacW October 22, 2003

Frumping

the act of inserting one's penis into a lady's armpit. preferably a sweaty one, or with a bit of moisturising lotion.

i was frumping with a bagpipe player the other day, it was MEGA!

by Barry Dunne September 15, 2007

frumpish

Generally undesireable or downright minging. Must be treated with caution, the bargepole technique is often recommmended.

She is downright frumpish.

by Your freindly local heretic March 24, 2004