Texas Fruitcake

When someone is having gay sex and blogging against gay rights at the same time.

While Jim was fucking Steve, he was totally giving him a Texas fruitcake and writing an article for the Drudge Report on his laptop.

by seemefree November 29, 2010

fruitcake

1. n a dessert; a rich cake consisting of dried fruit and nuts

2. n a homosexual man, or one who seems to be

"My mother received yet another fruitcake from her cheap coworkers as a Christmas present."

"Look at that guy with his flip-flops and unusually primped hair. What a fruitcake!"

by Vee April 21, 2004

backwards fruitcake

Anal reverse cow girl. After man cums in her ass she poos it back onto his chest.

I will be ruding the backwards fruitcake tonight.

by lover of the fruitcake April 30, 2015

Fruitcake

Noun. Another way to call someone gay. This pertains to men only. Mostly used amongst friends in a joking manner. not to be taking offense to.

johhny stop trying to hug me you fruitcake!

by xPSYLENTSx September 7, 2009

as nutty as a fruitcake

completely insane, very eccentric

That girl is as nutty as a fruitcake

by Light Joker June 3, 2006

fruitcake

An affectionate nickname for former Mayor of New York City, Rudolph Giuliani.

There's only one fruitcake on that stage.

by MagicMystile January 15, 2008

fruit aka fruitcake

"faggot"

"Look at that fruitcake, he's such a fruit"

by Cheryl September 25, 2003