Fruitarian

N: An obsessive person who relies on fruit - based technology for their daily existence.

He's a proper fruitarian - look at his bold hooked into his new mini tablet!!!

by TeeEmEye November 8, 2012

fruitarianism

A dietary belief and subculture founded on the school of thought that humanity is anatomically frugivorous and would benifit most by eating accordingly for optimum health. The theory is scientifically sound yet the life is a difficult one to maintain in a world where most fruit is hybridised, pumped as much as legally possible with pesticides, and irradiated. Fruitarians who live on healthy land with plenty of rain tend to see the full benefit of their belief in this natural diet of Man.

Fruitarianism is often accompanied by the tenets of raw foodism.

'Fruitarianism, or the Theory of Human Frugivory, like our planet being round, is one of those simple truths which will be met by opposition for dozens, if not hundreds or thousands of years before being even remotely accepted.'

by Kyle Lees January 21, 2006

fruitarian

someone that only eats fruit(no animals vegitabls or animal byproducts) They eat the fruit and then use the seads 2 regrow more fruit 2 eat

hippies usaly would b type of ppl that r fruitarians

by Jake S. (www.myspace.com/peace99peace) October 8, 2007

fauxtopia

That feeling of soothing reassurance you get when you (mistakenly) tell yourself it was probably nothing important.

You go into a room to get your watch, once you get into the room you forget why you went in there (see: destinesia), you experience anxiety at not being able to remember, but then salve your unpleasant feelings with fauxtopia.

by Mariellecb February 4, 2009

fruitarian

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I hate them. so much. They're even worse than vegetarians.

I hate fruitarians. a lot.

by crap November 19, 2004

fruitarian

Someone who only eats animals or plants that are already dead.

Sophie is a fruitarian. She found a dead badger and ate it.

by ..::Bekki::.. April 26, 2007

Fruitography

The porn of fruit

That Banana fucked that Carrot so hard it made me feel so good!

That was one of the best fruitography i've ever seen!

by abciseasyas123 October 13, 2013