frobulation

the technical term for the combined effects of server load and stress, packet loss, line noise and intermittent hardware otherwise known as "lag". frobulate, frobulated.

I would have emailed you sooner, but frobulation got in the way.

by salamandir May 27, 2006

frobulate

Moving any appendage of your body unecessarily in a manner that would or will disturb others.

I used to frobulate my leg during school to shake my squeaky chair, just to bug my teacher

by Halflingr October 23, 2008

fragulate

Mistaking a person for someone else when they are directly behind you.

I fragulated - I thought you were my girlfriend, that's why I hugged you

by denelian June 1, 2011

fromulate

to dazzle in a manner that is outwardly pretentious yet empty

The cromulence of your embiggened vernacular has fromulated my mind with katzenjammer.

by Marzuki January 7, 2011

unfortunately, or fortunately.

When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.

Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?

Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*

by nocharge May 15, 2023

fratulate

to let one rip at a frat house.

Tom: I fratulated last night.
Jim: The entire frat turned around.

Tom: Yeah now I'm not in Kappa Kappa Lambda.

by Fratulate November 10, 2010

the series of fortunate events

The series of fortunate events will occur when Lemony Snicket has a good day and decides to write about it.

Joe: Did you hear that Lemony Snicket is writing a new series?

Billy: Really? What is it called?

Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.

by JGator8 September 2, 2010