frustach

a fake mustach

Man you got a frustach going on there!

by HtotheZ December 16, 2008

frosticles

the testicles of a snowman

"Janet and Sandy, look at the frosticles on that snowman!"

by wordqueen December 22, 2008

Brostache

A mustache used to tickle ones scrotum. Usually one of the true "bros" scrotum. Or used in action, to tickles ones scrotum, thus becoming a true bro. Sometimes one mistakes this as extremely intrusive, but this is usually the start of a true bromance.

"Is the man with the brostache invited to this party?"

by Grisausage October 17, 2011

Forestache

A mustache on the forehead.

Woah! That guy has a sick forestache

by Asynchron December 31, 2011

Frosticles

The act of crop dusting every time you tread with your right foot.
A person who is an extreme pussy rider who loves drinking vaginal fluids.

I'm so gonna frosticide all over you tonight.

You have just been frosticled.

Frosticles all over the sheets!

by Frosticles March 3, 2011

frotched

heavily intoxicated, drunk,

I was so frotched last night that I drove my car into the ditch...My son gets frotched every Friday night at his favorite bar.

by mustang sally July 15, 2006

Femstache

A female mustache- you know it's there and try to keep it waxed. On sunny days it can be witnessed in the suns light. On day's like this it is best to hang out in the shade.

Some ladies have the femstache and will not do anything about it, you often feel compelled to grab a pair of tweezers and pull.

She was fully aware of her femstache( kicking herself for not waxing the night before.) but the office douche had to point it out anyway.

by spacewalking44 October 22, 2013